Time: Last hour before departure
Location: Chair in airport terminal, beside chuckling German
We are currently at Homeland Security Threat Level Orange. My assistance is required to help keep the airport safe. Things I would not remember ere I wrote them.
Brent has given me instructions on how to orient myself. I say instructions rather than directions because all the landmarks are lamp posts, traffic lights, and medium-sized trees.
Relief of finishing finals overshadowed by stress of flying accompanied by announcers who can't speak English. Same announcement (I believe) in Chinese. Note I am flying to Frankfurt. Something is off.
Germanness of man next to me exacerbated by purple socks peeking out of his Birkenstocks.
Had dream I was driving Santa's sleigh. Very fast, reindeer (singular) gave me a funny look. Had to dodge telephone wires in the sky. A lot easier than it looked. Also dreamt Homer had a uterus, explained his indolent behavior.
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hahaha to homer's uterus
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