An Homage to Adam Rubin
A/S/L
Age: 22
Sex: Male
Location: Princeton, NJ
Corporeal Dimensions
Height: 5'6.5"
Width: 1'2"
Depth: 8km
Mass: 9.3 stone
Muscle tone: Beach Bod
Physique: Strapping Lad
Pigmentation
Skin: Mayonaise
Hair: Ribbed Chenille Blonde
Eyes: Lapis Lazuli
Areola: Soft Doe Brown
Perineum: Aqua Velva
Pubis: Mahogany
Height: 5'6.5"
Width: 1'2"
Depth: 8km
Mass: 9.3 stone
Muscle tone: Beach Bod
Physique: Strapping Lad
Pigmentation
Skin: Mayonaise
Hair: Ribbed Chenille Blonde
Eyes: Lapis Lazuli
Areola: Soft Doe Brown
Perineum: Aqua Velva
Pubis: Mahogany
Personality
Zodiac: Scorpio
Birthstone: Topaz
Major Traits: Charming, Debonair, Compassionate, and Uppity
Minor Traits: Cuddly, Emotilogical, Loyal, Teamwork
Defining Moment Since Birth: The first time he made love to his wife in Harvest Moon.
Pet Peeves: SUVs, Final Fantasy, and manginess.
Hobbies
1. Running
2. Gym
3. Watching Sports
4. Roller Hockey
5. Basketball
6. Trainspotting
Faves
Favorite Food: Parmesan Crusted Tenderloin
Favorite Color: Asian Orange Blue
Favorite Film: The Shawshank Redemption
Favorite Board Game: Dirty Minds
Favorite Animal: Chipmunk
Favorite Super Smash Brothers Level: Kirby's Dream Land
Favorite Bedtime Story: Spider-man
adam is 22...and i think he likes RPGs. Also is being cuddly and refusing to cuddle or be touched mutually exclusive? This is brilliant. Adam if you're reading this hit me up!
ReplyDeleteps-if adam's skin is mayonnaise i want to put it on my love sandwich
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