Sunday, January 11, 2009

Parodissimo: First Day of Classes

Today classes initiated. I am currently enrolled in four of them: Advanced German for Future Astronauts, Conversational German for Use with the Housewife, The German Economy in the Age In Which and During Which France Still Sucks, and Shifting Alliances: Orca and Esquimaux Relations. None of my classes met today, except for three of them: Advanced German, Conversational German, and Economics, German. There are three German language classes offered here, Novice, Apprenticissimal, and Advanced, and Advanced is the one I am in, so they found out and canceled it on Fridays. They also found out about my other classes and canceled them on Fridays too, so I lucked out and have Fridays off. We didn't do much in my two German classes today, which were front to front, because the teacher of Apprenticissimal German pretended she was sick today so she could stay home and eat Wiener Schnitzel. Caused by this was the joining of the Apprenticissimal and Advanced classes and our teacher, who just teached what he taught for the time slot of our class. There are only 9 people who are taking either Advanced or Intermediate German so we were punished for being an odd number by the headmaster's cane, which is made of hickory bark and smells of frankincense. After a 3 hour brake (we were driving very fast), my German Economy class met and laid siege to Alsaic-Lorraine in casual model war game called "Auf Engelflügel wird der Führer sein ruhmvolles Rückfahrt machen," which roughly translates to "Upon the wings of angels shall the Fuhrer make his glorious return." Herr Professor iz very, very kuhl.
During the break zwischen mein Klasses, Ich went to the Berlin model train station and bought a large locomotive for to ferry me zu and from the city of Bone. They say it should hold my weight for a roundtrip. Ich leave tomorrow um 3pm and get inside Bone around 20:00(PM), and come back outside to Berlin in the day of sun and fun at the same times as afore. In Bone shall I spend time mit Herr Schmidt, Johann Jakob Jingleheimer und his brother and sexy sister, who came home for their mommy's 50th birthday. I'm not really sure what we'll be doing the whole time, but I do know what I'll be doing most of the time. ;) hehe... I'm pretty excited and hopefully I'll have some close encounters to tell you about later. I'll also have 10 hours to spend in the train, so I'll be able to configure all the starting battle positions for my fleet of Panzer tanks, which is already due on Monday and hopefully review my grammar.
Tonight a bunch of the dudes in the Program are going to a bar in East Berlin (the communist side), which shows American TV to watch Friends, which starts at 2am our time. The trains only run until 4pm your time, so I guess we'll have to get here about now and just pregame. Should be fun, although I think I've seen this episode.
One last thing, for those with facebook, everyone else just stop reading. I have created an Album entitled Berlin, in which I will be putting up drawings from the trip. So far I have only put up drawings of my room and a few of the The Villain. Yesterday, some people were having trouble finding the Album entitled Berlin, maybe because they are the same people who have trouble dressing themselves, but one person has figured it out so far. If you clique on my pictures, and then click on the left side of one of the thumbnails to view the large picture, then click on the link to go back to my pictures, you should see it in the sixth quadrant of the screen: a sign that says click here to win a free Nintendo Wii. If you don't see it, just go back and forth and eventually it will come. Then just follow the onscreen directions and I will mail you your Wii. You can also fill out an additional survey and choose your favorite game.
For those of you without facebook, start reading again. I can post pictures on this site, but for some reason I haven't figured out that I can do that yet, despite ample opportunities. I think it requires a tertiary level of comprehension, like reading in between the spaces between the lines. I'll find out more and get back to you.

Piss out,

SKooBY

1 comment:

  1. Seriously, how do you have the time to write such a long parody of BStew's blog? Plus it's like the exact same thing. Why don't you go do work on something useful, like finishing my copy of that beautiful piece of literature that I loaned you, Special Topics in Calamity Physics. Man up.

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